Lords of the Lateral · Season 3

Season 3 · Week 4 · THE PYRE ROARS, THE CINDERHEART FALLS

The complete Realm Report recap, results and player leaders.

The Realm Report: Week 4

In this chronicleThe Pyre Roars, the CinderHeart FallsThe Pyre RoarsThe Unbeaten Banner FallsThe Rest of the RealmAfter Four WeeksBy the NumbersWeek 4 Player LeadersThe Next Page

The Pyre Roars, the CinderHeart Falls

Week 4 tore up the neat order that Week 3 had left behind. Flaming Dragon posted 195.70, the highest score of the week, and beat Outworld Order 195.70–177.60. DolosDawgz ended Stroud of Darkness’s unbeaten run. Diamond Horde survived another close Sunday night finish to take sole possession of first in Baron. Even the defending Baron champion fell to a House seeking its first win.

The Pyre Roars

Flaming Dragon 195.70, Outworld Order 177.60. Outworld scored enough to win most weeks. Flaming made 177.60 look like a losing total. CeeDee Lamb led the charge with 41.5, joined by Chuba Hubbard’s 29.4, Tee Higgins’s 26.7, and Jonathan Taylor’s 26.2. Five Flaming starters topped 20 points.

Outworld answered with Bijan Robinson’s 31.0, Emanuel Wilson’s 29.7, and Sam LaPorta’s 26.4. It still lost by 18.10. Both Houses are 2–2, and Outworld has actually scored more over four weeks, 648.42 to Flaming’s 642.52. This was the week the Pyre took the spotlight.

The Unbeaten Banner Falls

DolosDawgz 179.68, Stroud of Darkness 159.72. First met second in Imperial, and Dolos took the opportunity. T.J. Hockenson scored 31.4 and Zay Flowers added 25.8 as Dolos reached its highest total yet. Stroud got 27.48 from C.J. Stroud and 23.6 from Brock Bowers, but its first three wins gave way to a 19.96-point defeat.

Both Houses now stand at 3–1. Stroud still leads the Realm with 719.86 points for; Dolos has 631.44 and the head-to-head victory. After three weeks of Stroud commanding the Imperial story, someone finally made it answer.

The Rest of the Realm

Diamond Holds the Line

The Diamond Horde 156.68, Tsuenami Mami 155.50. Kenneth Walker scored 34.8 and Javonte Williams 32.6 for Diamond. Kyren Williams gave Tsuenami 34.9, while Puka Nacua added 27.9 and Brock Purdy 25.62. Diamond escaped by 1.18, its second consecutive win decided by fewer than five points. Three straight victories have taken the Horde from an opening loss to 3–1 and sole possession of the Baron lead.

Nightmare Breaks Through

North Medford Nightmare 119.08, Parmesan Paladins 100.48. Aaron Rodgers put up 25.96 and Aaron Jones scored 18.8 as NMM earned its first win. Parmesan’s 100.48 was the lowest total in the Realm this week. The defending Baron Division champion is now 2–2; Nightmare is 1–3, with a result that finally rewards its fight.

Mayehem Answers

Mystic River Mayehem 163.10, Forward Progress 117.16. Bryce Young scored 26.06 and Quinshon Judkins 22.0 in a balanced Mayehem victory. Forward Progress got the week’s highest individual starter score, 45.2 from Tetairoa McMillan, but no other starter reached 21. Mayehem moves to 2–2; Forward has lost three straight since opening 1–0.

Jake Finds Another Win

Jake 142.88, The Reckoning 121.98. Nico Collins scored 30.8, Joe Burrow 24.32, and Jake won a second straight game after an 0–2 start. The Reckoning got 21.4 from Patrick Mahomes and 19.0 from George Kittle, but fell to 1–3. Jake is back at 2–2; the FrostSpire no longer looks like an easy stop.

After Four Weeks

The Diamond Horde stands alone atop Baron at 3–1. Outworld Order, Flaming Dragon, Parmesan Paladins, and Tsuenami Mami are all 2–2, with Outworld leading that group on points for. In Imperial, Stroud and Dolos share the best record at 3–1. Stroud retains a commanding points-for lead, but Dolos now owns their first meeting. The Realm has a scoring leader and two live divisional races.

By the Numbers

Highest Week 4 score195.70Flaming Dragon against Outworld Order
Closest finish1.18Diamond Horde over Tsuenami Mami
Realm scoring lead719.86Stroud of Darkness through four weeks
Highest starter score45.2Tetairoa McMillan for Forward Progress
First win1–3North Medford Nightmare after beating Parmesan

Week 4 Player Leaders

QuarterbackC.J. StroudStroud of Darkness27.48
Running backKyren WilliamsTsuenami Mami34.90
Wide receiverTetairoa McMillanForward Progress45.20
Tight endT.J. HockensonDolosDawgz31.40

Leaders above are the highest-scoring started players at each position in the Week 4 Sleeper matchups.

The Next Page

The last unbeaten House has fallen. Diamond leads Baron alone, Dolos has drawn level with Stroud in Imperial, and Flaming Dragon has supplied the week’s loudest reply. Four games have made the Realm more crowded, not settled it.

Week 5 opens the bye weeks. On the bye calendar, the season begins and ends with full rosters; between those bookends, every House’s depth will be tested. Stars can carry a House at full strength, but reaching the playoff contests will take answers from the rest of the roster while starters are off. Those who cannot weather the absences may find themselves outside the postseason gates.