Lords of the Lateral · Season 3
The Diamond Horde
Baron Division
Lord Matthew Diamond-Jones | Keeper of the Coin
Pressure Creates Us.
6–2 · 1219.32 points · through Week 8
Seat of Power: The Pressure Vaults
Current Roster
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House lore
Diamond Horde is forged through adversity. Every setback hardens them; every challenge refines them. They do not shatter under strain, they become immovable.
Where others fracture, we hold.
Honors in the Ledger
No completed-season honors recorded in the current Ledger.
House Record
Through Week 8, 2026. Ranks are among 12 Houses; ties share a rank. Record ranks by wins, and fewer Points Against ranks higher. Playoff statistics exclude placement and consolation games.
- All-time regular-season record
- 16–20 (9)
- Career win percentage
- 44.4% (9)
- Points For
- 5,237.84 (6)
- Points Against
- 5,637.88 (12)
- Playoff appearances
- 0 (9)
- Playoff wins
- 0 (8)
- Finals appearances
- 0 (5)
- Crowns
- 0 (3)
Completed Seasons
| Season | Record | Points For |
|---|---|---|
| 2024 | 5–9 | 1,990.00 |
| 2025 | 5–9 | 2,028.00 |
Head-to-Head
All recorded meetings, including placement games. Records shown from this House’s perspective.
| Opponent | Record | Win % |
|---|---|---|
| The Reckoning | 2–0 | 100.0% |
| Tsuenami Mami | 4–0 | 100.0% |
| North Medford Nightmare | 3–1 | 75.0% |
| Forward Progress | 2–1 | 66.7% |
| Flaming Dragon | 2–2 | 50.0% |
| DolosDawgz | 1–2 | 33.3% |
| Outworld Order | 1–3 | 25.0% |
| Parmesan Paladins | 1–4 | 20.0% |
| Jake | 0–2 | 0.0% |
| Mystic River Mayehem | 0–2 | 0.0% |
| Stroud of Darkness | 0–3 | 0.0% |
Draft Holdings
2028 4 picks
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2029 4 picks
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