Lords of the Lateral · Season 3
Jake
Imperial Division
Lord Brandon Cummings
Unbothered.
4–4 · 1095.42 points · through Week 8
Seat of Power: The FrostSpire
Current Roster
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House lore
Jake operates outside expectation and occasionally outside reason. Predictions rarely apply, plans often dissolve, and yet the results keep arriving in defiance of logic. Where others overthink, Jake shrugs. Where others panic, Jake presses buttons just to see what happens.
It shouldn’t work. It often does.
Honors in the Ledger
No completed-season honors recorded in the current Ledger.
House Record
Through Week 8, 2026. Ranks are among 12 Houses; ties share a rank. Record ranks by wins, and fewer Points Against ranks higher. Playoff statistics exclude placement and consolation games.
- All-time regular-season record
- 18–18 (6)
- Career win percentage
- 50.0% (6)
- Points For
- 5,326.72 (5)
- Points Against
- 5,361.98 (9)
- Playoff appearances
- 1 (5)
- Playoff wins
- 1 (5)
- Finals appearances
- 0 (5)
- Crowns
- 0 (3)
Completed Seasons
| Season | Record | Points For |
|---|---|---|
| 2024 | 7–7 | 2,118.00 |
| 2025 | 7–7 | 2,114.00 |
Head-to-Head
All recorded meetings, including placement games. Records shown from this House’s perspective.
| Opponent | Record | Win % |
|---|---|---|
| The Diamond Horde | 2–0 | 100.0% |
| Forward Progress | 4–1 | 80.0% |
| The Reckoning | 3–1 | 75.0% |
| DolosDawgz | 2–1 | 66.7% |
| Tsuenami Mami | 2–1 | 66.7% |
| North Medford Nightmare | 1–1 | 50.0% |
| Outworld Order | 1–1 | 50.0% |
| Parmesan Paladins | 2–2 | 50.0% |
| Flaming Dragon | 1–2 | 33.3% |
| Stroud of Darkness | 1–5 | 16.7% |
| Mystic River Mayehem | 0–5 | 0.0% |