Lords of the Lateral · Season 3
Tsuenami Mami

Baron Division
Lady Susan Trinh
You Cannot Outrun the Tide.
2–0 · 273.24 points · through Week 2
Seat of Power: The Stormbound Sea

House lore
Tsuenami gathers quietly. Their strength accumulates unseen until escape becomes impossible. Many have mistaken their patience for weakness.
We do not rush. We overwhelm
Honors in the Ledger
No completed-season honors recorded in the current Ledger.
House Record
Through Week 2, 2026. Ranks are among 12 Houses; ties share a rank. Record ranks by wins, and fewer Points Against ranks higher. Playoff statistics exclude placement and consolation games.
- All-time regular-season record
- 10–20 (11)
- Career win percentage
- 33.3% (11)
- Points For
- 4,111.80 (11)
- Points Against
- 4,511.60 (11)
- Playoff appearances
- 0 (9)
- Playoff wins
- 0 (8)
- Finals appearances
- 0 (5)
- Crowns
- 0 (3)
Completed Seasons
| Season | Record | Points For | Distinction |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2024 | 6–8 | 1,975.00 | Best completed season |
| 2025 | 2–12 | 1,864.00 | Worst completed season |
Head-to-Head
All recorded meetings, including placement games. Records shown from this House’s perspective.
| Opponent | Record | Win % |
|---|---|---|
| Parmesan Paladins | 3–1 | 75.0% |
| Jake | 1–1 | 50.0% |
| Mystic River Mayehem | 1–1 | 50.0% |
| The Reckoning | 1–1 | 50.0% |
| Flaming Dragon | 2–3 | 40.0% |
| North Medford Nightmare | 1–2 | 33.3% |
| Outworld Order | 1–2 | 33.3% |
| DolosDawgz | 0–2 | 0.0% |
| Forward Progress | 0–2 | 0.0% |
| Stroud of Darkness | 0–2 | 0.0% |
| The Diamond Horde | 0–3 | 0.0% |
Draft Holdings
2027 3 picks
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2028 4 picks
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2029 4 picks
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