Lords of the Lateral · Season 3
North Medford Nightmare
Baron Division
Lord Michael Boyer | Crown Inscribed
Fear Is the Weapon.
2–6 · 857.24 points · through Week 8
Seat of Power: The SkullRift Peaks
Current Roster
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House lore
Nightmare’s influence is psychological. Confidence erodes, decisions tighten, and mistakes multiply. Once proud champions, even in defeat, their presence lingers longer than most victories.
We do not chase momentum
Honors in the Ledger
2024 Crown Champion
House Record
Through Week 8, 2026. Ranks are among 12 Houses; ties share a rank. Record ranks by wins, and fewer Points Against ranks higher. Playoff statistics exclude placement and consolation games.
- All-time regular-season record
- 15–21 (10)
- Career win percentage
- 41.7% (10)
- Points For
- 4,716.70 (12)
- Points Against
- 5,142.86 (4)
- Playoff appearances
- 1 (5)
- Playoff wins
- 3 (1)
- Finals appearances
- 1 (1)
- Crowns
- 1 (1)
Completed Seasons
| Season | Record | Points For | Distinction |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2024 | 8–6 | 2,021.00 | Best completed season |
| 2025 | 5–9 | 1,838.00 | Worst completed season |
Head-to-Head
All recorded meetings, including placement games. Records shown from this House’s perspective.
| Opponent | Record | Win % |
|---|---|---|
| Outworld Order | 4–1 | 80.0% |
| The Reckoning | 3–1 | 75.0% |
| Forward Progress | 2–1 | 66.7% |
| DolosDawgz | 1–1 | 50.0% |
| Jake | 1–1 | 50.0% |
| Parmesan Paladins | 3–3 | 50.0% |
| Tsuenami Mami | 2–2 | 50.0% |
| Mystic River Mayehem | 1–2 | 33.3% |
| Stroud of Darkness | 1–2 | 33.3% |
| Flaming Dragon | 1–3 | 25.0% |
| The Diamond Horde | 1–3 | 25.0% |
Draft Holdings
2027 10 picks
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- 2027 3rd: from DolosDawgz
- 2027 1st: from Mystic River Mayehem
- 2027 1st: from Jake
- 2027 1st: from Stroud of Darkness
- 2027 2nd: from Parmesan Paladins
- 2027 4th: from Stroud of Darkness