Lords of the Lateral · Season 3
Mystic River Mayehem
Imperial Division
Lord John Camara | Crown Inscribed
All Rivers Lead Here.
1–1 · 271.56 points · through Week 2
Seat of Power: The Pale Mirror
House lore
Champions by inevitability, Mystic River Mayehem does not overwhelm with noise or spectacle. Their dominance closes slowly, methodically, until resistance becomes meaningless. Opponents do not fall suddenly, they are carried away.
Our reign is remembered not for chaos, but for certainty.
Honors in the Ledger
2025 Crown Champion
House Record
Through Week 2, 2026. Ranks are among 12 Houses; ties share a rank. Record ranks by wins, and fewer Points Against ranks higher. Playoff statistics exclude placement and consolation games.
- All-time regular-season record
- 17–13 (5)
- Career win percentage
- 56.7% (5)
- Points For
- 4,347.86 (6)
- Points Against
- 4,140.18 (1)
- Playoff appearances
- 2 (1)
- Playoff wins
- 3 (1)
- Finals appearances
- 1 (1)
- Crowns
- 1 (1)
Completed Seasons
| Season | Record | Points For |
|---|---|---|
| 2024 | 8–6 | 2,008.36 |
| 2025 | 8–6 | 2,068.00 |
Head-to-Head
All recorded meetings, including placement games. Records shown from this House’s perspective.
| Opponent | Record | Win % |
|---|---|---|
| Jake | 5–0 | 100.0% |
| The Diamond Horde | 2–0 | 100.0% |
| DolosDawgz | 3–1 | 75.0% |
| Flaming Dragon | 2–1 | 66.7% |
| Forward Progress | 2–1 | 66.7% |
| Stroud of Darkness | 3–2 | 60.0% |
| North Medford Nightmare | 1–1 | 50.0% |
| Outworld Order | 1–1 | 50.0% |
| Tsuenami Mami | 1–1 | 50.0% |
| Parmesan Paladins | 1–3 | 25.0% |
| The Reckoning | 0–3 | 0.0% |
Draft Holdings
2027 4 picks
2028 4 picks
2029 4 picks
Franchise Lineage
Hurts of Gold → Mystic River Mayehem. Sav1316 managed Hurts of Gold in 2024. John Camara inherited the full roster and attached assets, preserving one continuous franchise and its complete history.